Stand-Alone Title: Optical Delusion, Just Add Water And Money Back Guarantee

Astonishing three-dimensional X-Ray visions of what your friends—and girls—look like under their clothes! With her son’s heart set on piloting his own nuclear submarine, Rosemary Lanchester orders the craft advertised on the back of a comic book. Sail off into imaginative international intrigue for just $5.00! Glimpses of things on the other side of a wall or beneath someone’s clothing. He wants to believe it’s just his overactive imagination but the “X-Ray” specs actually work. Because sometimes you can see too much.GROW AMAZING LIVE SEA SERPENTS!It’s fun! Strange slimy creatures are rising from the sewers. After his son’s gives him a pair as a gift Martin Blackstone tries them on just for the hell of it—and all they do is give him a headache... A few weeks later, receive a packet of instant Sea Serpent dust. They don’t hatch, they don’t grow, they don’t do anything. Then: Just add water... And she still wants her $5.00. What arrives is more sub-standard than submarine, but her son loves the cheap piece of cardboard. They’re enormous... Then the fun novelty becomes a waking nightmare when the glasses burn into his face and he starts seeing horrifying apocalyptic visions no mortal man was ever meant to see. So they dump them into the sewer where their Dads pours toxic chemicals... With a vengeance. And all for just $1. Until he sees things he can’t possibly be seeing. To save her family, Rosemary tracks down the company’s headquarters with the help of her brother—a survivalist with enough toys of his own to wage an all-out war. Just clip out the ad in your comic book. These almost magical specs will make you the hit of the party! And once the screaming starts, David and Patrick realize that their childhood pets really did come to life. They only cost $4.99. This compilation contains 3 fun horror short stories by Hunter Shea!OPEN YOUR EYES WITH “X-RAY” VISION!Put on a pair of “X-Ray” glasses and things will never look the same! Images that alter his very personality—from a husband and father to a bloodthirsty homicidal maniac... Until he and a friend nearly drown when they take the sub for a deep sea dive in the swimming pool. But now, small animals are disappearing in the neighborhood. Just ask David and Patrick. Then her son and husband mysteriously disappear. Their “instant pets” are instant duds. and have a ravenous hunger for human flesh...YOUR MONEY BACK OR YOUR LIFE...Protect America’s shores with your very own nuclear submarine! and watch them grow! Constructed from durable fiberboard material, this submersible is large enough for two kids! The company’s customer service center retaliates with threatening phone calls. It’s been a couple days since David and Patrick thought about those Sea Serpents. It’s easy! Enraged, Rosemary reports the toy’s manufacturer to the Better Business Bureau. Then ask Mom to mail it in. If this toy doesn’t float your boat, return it for a full refund!

Stand-Alone Title: Optical Delusion, Just Add Water And Money Back Guarantee